A few months ago while I was searching for a wiring diagram I needed in order to put together a power supply for an old mixing board, I uncovered a poem I almost forgot I'd written. I read it, laughed, remembered a bunch of stuff, and then thought "I should totally put that on the blog, it would be hilarious." I then proceeded to do exactly not that for about seven months. I found it again next to the bed today, and since I've been pretty inactive blogwise for a while I figured it's probably about time I did that thing I actually intended to do a while ago.
(And just so you know, the novel's going great. In fact I finished another chapter just last night. So there, I DO have a valid excuse. Take that, crippling sense of guilt! I don't need you anymore!)
Anyway, here it is.
I DON'T WANT THEM TO GET ME
(a poem)
I went through almost
an entire loaf of bread today
It wasn't very filling
but at least
it had an even number
of slices
and I didn't have to leave
the house.
